Join Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny as they deal with the perceived dangers of global warming, a certain actor's sexuality is questioned, and the Pope arrives to witness a religious miracle. For them, it’s all part of growing up in South Park!
All episodes — Season 9
S9 E1Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
Mar 9, 20057.223 min
Mr. Garrison goes to great lengths to get what he’s always wanted…a sex change. As he enjoys his new womanly attributes, the rest of the town gets in touch with their inner feelings too. Meanwhile, Kyle wrestles with the fact that Jews just
S9 E2Die Hippie, Die
Mar 16, 20058.323 min
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.
S9 E3Wing
Mar 23, 20057.623 min
As talent agents, Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny can bank 10% of their client’s earnings. After they pool all their resources to impress their one and only client, another agency steals him away. Desperate to earn their money back, they take
S9 E4Best Friends Forever
Mar 30, 20058.323 min
Kenny is the only one of his friends to get the newest, coolest portable gaming device and Cartman can’t deal with it. Will they remain best friends forever?
S9 E5The Losing Edge
Apr 6, 20058.423 min
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.
S9 E6The Death of Eric Cartman
Apr 13, 20058.323 min
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead. Although his parents have made it clear to him there are no such things as ghosts, Butters is sure one is haunting him. Butters knows he has to give up his ghost pal or
S9 E7Erection Day
Apr 20, 20057.423 min
All the kids are getting ready for the big South Park Elementary Talent Show and Jimmy can’t wait to perform his new comedy routines. But lately, just like generations of little boys before him, Jimmy’s noticed that one of his body parts ha
S9 E8Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
Oct 19, 20058.123 min
A global warming state of emergency is declared in South Park. The world’s largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, everyone in South Park tackles priority number one: who
S9 E9Marjorine
Oct 26, 20058.623 min
The 4th grade girls are having a sleepover. It’s imperative that the boys find out what goes on behind those closed doors. Butters is picked to be the boy who must fake his death, become a girl and infiltrate this age-old feminine tradition
S9 E10Follow That Egg
Nov 2, 20057.723 min
Mrs. Garrison realizes he still has feelings for Mr. Slave. But, Mr. Slave has moved on. He plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill. Mrs. Garrison leads the charge against gay marriage.
S9 E11Ginger Kids
Nov 9, 20058.623 min
Cartman suffers from a mysterious and sudden on-set of the disease, Gingervitus. Sick and tired of being ripped-on because he now has red hair, light skin and freckles, he rallies all ginger kids everywhere to fight against discrimination.
S9 E12Trapped in the Closet
Nov 16, 20058.423 min
Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer. The results of Stan’s personality test reveal that he’s depressed. While Stan looks to a new religion for answers, th
S9 E13Free Willzyx
Nov 30, 2005823 min
A “talking” whale inspires the fourth-graders to risk everything to return him to his family. With the police on their tails, the boys enlist the help of a foreign government and embark upon an adventure you’ll not soon forget. One in which
S9 E14Bloody Mary
Dec 7, 20057.923 min
Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving. In a neighboring town, a bleeding statue of Mary is discovered and the faithful are flocking to the site hoping to be healed. Stan’s dad is sure th