Join Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Princess Kenny as they infiltrate the NSA, thwart patient zero, tame some strange and fight in the greatest battle of their young, hot lives.
All episodes — Season 17
S17 E1Let Go, Let Gov
Sep 25, 20137.323 min
When Cartman manages to get himself behind the doors of the NSA, he doesn’t like what he finds in his personal file. He thinks it’s time he told everyone the truth. Meanwhile, Butters finds someone new to listen to his prayers.
S17 E2Informative Murder Porn
Oct 2, 20137.723 min
The boys use the game of MINECRAFT as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.
S17 E3World War Zimmerman
Oct 9, 20137.423 min
Cartman is deeply disturbed by a single person who he sees as a threat to all humanity. He races around the country to put an end to Patient Zero, the ticking time bomb that is Token.
S17 E4Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers
Oct 23, 20137.423 min
One of the Goth kids has been sent to a camp for troubled children. When she returns, her friends find her changed in a disturbing way. With their very existence threatened, the Goths have to do something drastic. They are forced to ask the
S17 E5Taming Strange
Oct 30, 2013723 min
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.
S17 E6Ginger Cow
Nov 6, 20137.423 min
Cartman's latest prank has brought about the necessary spiritual conditions for world peace. Religious leaders descend upon South Park to witness a Biblical prophecy that has been fulfilled. Cartman and Kyle are the only two at odds as the
S17 E7Black Friday
Nov 13, 20138.523 min
Anticipation for the biggest shopping day of the year is building. The dark days of winter are coming and that can only mean one thing: the fight to be the first in the mall on Black Friday has begun. The boys prepare to battle the crowds t
S17 E8A Song of Ass and Fire
Nov 20, 20138.723 min
Hordes of souless shoppers approach the mall in anticipation of the Black Friday sales. The kids prepare for an epic battle where one faction's favorite gaming device will come out on top. Will Stan and Kyle's friendship survive Black Frida
S17 E9Titties and Dragons
Dec 4, 20138.523 min
The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided over which gaming device to buy and a bloody battle will determine whether Xbox or Sony will be the winner.
S17 E10The Hobbit
Dec 11, 20137.923 min
When Wendy tries to prove a point about how much pressure little girls feel to look like celebrities, it gets her in trouble with everyone at school, and gets Clyde a new girlfriend.