Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving. In a neighboring town, a bleeding statue of Mary is discovered and the faithful are flocking to the site hoping to be healed. Stan’s dad is sure the bleeding Virgin can cure him of his disease.
- Directed by
- Trey Parker
- Written by
- Trey Parker, Erica Rivinoja
All episodes — Season 9
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S9 E1Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
Mar 9, 20057.223 min
Mr. Garrison goes to great lengths to get what he’s always wanted…a sex change. As he enjoys his new womanly attributes, the rest of the town gets in touch with their inner feelings too. Meanwhile, Kyle wrestles with the fact that Jews just
S9 E2Die Hippie, Die
Mar 16, 20058.323 min
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.
S9 E3Wing
Mar 23, 20057.623 min
As talent agents, Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny can bank 10% of their client’s earnings. After they pool all their resources to impress their one and only client, another agency steals him away. Desperate to earn their money back, they take
S9 E4Best Friends Forever
Mar 30, 20058.323 min
Kenny is the only one of his friends to get the newest, coolest portable gaming device and Cartman can’t deal with it. Will they remain best friends forever?
S9 E5The Losing Edge
Apr 6, 20058.423 min
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.
S9 E6The Death of Eric Cartman
Apr 13, 20058.323 min
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead. Although his parents have made it clear to him there are no such things as ghosts, Butters is sure one is haunting him. Butters knows he has to give up his ghost pal or