Join Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle as they hunt down the mythical Jewpacabra, ‘sketti wrestle with reality stars, and go jackin’ it in San Diego. For them, it's all part of growing up in South Park.
All episodes — Season 16
S16 E1Reverse Cowgirl
Mar 14, 20127.423 min
One of the boys had been told time and time again about leaving the toilet seat up after he goes to the bathroom, but he didn't listen. His actions have consequences and ultimately result in an unimaginable catastrophe.
S16 E2Cash for Gold
Mar 21, 20127.423 min
Cartman launches a gemstones network show and creates a very lucrative business. Stan searches for the real value of a piece of jewelry that was a gift from his Grandpa. Meanwhile, Cartmans lucrative new business preys upon an extremely vul
S16 E3Faith Hilling
Mar 28, 20127.223 min
Mankind's evolution begins to accelerate at a rapid and disturbing pace. Concurrently, another species on the planet is exhibiting the same drastic development. Eventually the two species will battle to the death and "Faith Hilling" may be
S16 E4Jewpacabra
Apr 4, 20126.723 min
South Park's big Easter egg hunt is in jeopardy when there are rumors of a dangerous beast lurking in the woods nearby. Cartman tries to warn everyone that their lives are at risk if they participate in the egg hunt. No one believes him unt
S16 E5Butterballs
Apr 11, 20126.923 min
Stan wants to raise awareness about the dangers of bullying by shooting a big dance video, while Butters falls victim to an unlikely bully.
S16 E6I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining
Apr 18, 2012723 min
The boys try zip-lining in the Colorado mountains on the last day of spring break, but their adventure takes a dangerous, life-threatening turn.
S16 E7Cartman Finds Love
Apr 25, 20127.723 min
There's a new girl in school and everyone wants to know who she has a crush on. Cartman is especially excited. He's discovered something inside himself that he never knew he had. Now, to make sure nobody gets in the way of true love, it's t
S16 E8Sarcastaball
Sep 26, 20127.523 min
Randy's campaign to prevent head injuries in football radically changes the way the game is played, but the new rules become a national sensation and even make a South Park student a star athlete.
S16 E9Raising the Bar
Oct 3, 20127.523 min
Cartman owns up to being fat and decides that driving around on a scooter is his right. Kyle sees that Cartman isn't the only one who finds no shame in his unhealthy lifestyle. Meanwhile, Cartman discovers he has a rival in America’s Sweeth
S16 E10Insecurity
Oct 10, 20127.923 min
The man who visits all the homes in South Park every day is under suspicion. Cartman takes matters into his own hands and signs up for a home security system.
S16 E11Going Native
Oct 17, 20126.823 min
It is time for Butters to begin a journey where he will follow in the path of his Hawaiian ancestors.
S16 E12A Nightmare on FaceTime
Oct 24, 2012823 min
The boys plans to go as the Avengers for Halloween go awry when Randy can’t go at the last minute and Stan has to help his father with a new business venture.
S16 E13A Scause for Applause
Oct 31, 2012723 min
Rocked by the recent news of drug use by a beloved icon, the world is left feeling lost and betrayed. The boys, join with the rest of the nation, and remove their yellow wristbands. Everyone is on board, except for Stan, who just can’t seem
S16 E14Obama Wins!
Nov 7, 2012723 min
Eric Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the entire outcome of the Presidential election.