When Cartman manages to get himself behind the doors of the NSA, he doesn’t like what he finds in his personal file. He thinks it’s time he told everyone the truth. Meanwhile, Butters finds someone new to listen to his prayers.
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S17 E2Informative Murder Porn
Oct 2, 20137.723 min
The boys use the game of MINECRAFT as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.
S17 E3World War Zimmerman
Oct 9, 20137.423 min
Cartman is deeply disturbed by a single person who he sees as a threat to all humanity. He races around the country to put an end to Patient Zero, the ticking time bomb that is Token.
S17 E4Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers
Oct 23, 20137.423 min
One of the Goth kids has been sent to a camp for troubled children. When she returns, her friends find her changed in a disturbing way. With their very existence threatened, the Goths have to do something drastic. They are forced to ask the
S17 E5Taming Strange
Oct 30, 2013723 min
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.
S17 E6Ginger Cow
Nov 6, 20137.423 min
Cartman's latest prank has brought about the necessary spiritual conditions for world peace. Religious leaders descend upon South Park to witness a Biblical prophecy that has been fulfilled. Cartman and Kyle are the only two at odds as the
S17 E7Black Friday
Nov 13, 20138.523 min
Anticipation for the biggest shopping day of the year is building. The dark days of winter are coming and that can only mean one thing: the fight to be the first in the mall on Black Friday has begun. The boys prepare to battle the crowds t