How I Met Your Mother — Season 7
How I Met Your Mother

Season 7

7.4/ 1024 episodes· 9 h 9 minSeptember 19, 2011

With both a baby and a wedding on the way, change is in the air and awesomeness abounds in the hilariously unpredictable Season Seven of How I Met Your Mother. As Marshall and Lily move away to start their family, Ted continues the search for the woman of his dreams. Meanwhile, Robin reveals a shocking secret and special guest star Katie Holmes joins the fun in the long-awaited return of the Slutty Pumpkin! And, wedding bells are ringing at last for confirmed bachelor Barney, but why is he wearing that ridiculous ducky tie, and just who is the "lucky" lady?

All episodes — Season 7

  1. S7 E1

    The Best Man

    Sep 19, 20117.523 min

    While Barney prepares for his wedding to a mystery bride, he and Ted reminisce about Punchy's wedding, including when Marshall and Lily announced they are having a baby. Meanwhile, Robin considers telling Barney she has feelings for him.

  2. S7 E2

    The Naked Truth

    Sep 19, 20116.923 min

    Marshall gets a great job offer that he fears may be scuttled by a social media background check. Ted needs a date for the Architects Ball.

  3. S7 E3

    Ducky Tie

    Sep 26, 20117.823 min

    Barney faces having to wear Marshall's ducky tie if he loses a bet with him. Meanwhile, Ted hopes to apologize to an ex for cheating on her.

  4. S7 E4

    The Stinson Missile Crisis

    Oct 3, 20117.423 min

    After Robin assaults a girl who is out to ruin Barney's relationship, she is forced to begin court-mandated therapy sessions. Meanwhile, Ted gets too involved in Lily's pregnancy.

  5. S7 E5

    Field Trip

    Oct 10, 20117.123 min

    Marshall decides to step in after seeing his boss's approach to settling with a million dollar company. Ted's class trip isn't what he envisioned.

  6. S7 E6

    Mystery vs. History

    Oct 17, 20117.123 min

    When Ted goes on a date without researching the girl on the Internet, the gang interferes, showing Kevin that they are too into each other's business. Meanwhile, Lily and Marshall come to terms with finding out the sex of their baby.

  7. S7 E7

    Noretta

    Oct 24, 20116.923 min

    The gang begins to realize their romantic partner reminds them of one of their parents. Meanwhile, Barney and Nora's planned romantic evening is ruined by a string of bad events.

  8. S7 E8

    The Slutty Pumpkin Returns

    Oct 31, 20117.123 min

    Ted finally meets his mystery girl in the Slutty Pumpkin costume. Meanwhile, Barney learns he is part Canadian, and Lily has pregnancy brain.

  9. S7 E9

    Disaster Averted

    Nov 7, 20117.623 min

    While the gang reminisces about Hurricane Irene, Barney tries to cut a deal with Marshall and Lily to get out of wearing the Ducky Tie.

  10. S7 E10

    Tick Tick Tick

    Nov 14, 2011823 min

    Barney and Robin are afraid to break the news to Nora and Kevin that they cheated with each other and want to get back together, while Ted and Marshall get stoned together at a concert.

  11. S7 E11

    The Rebound Girl

    Nov 21, 20117.323 min

    Ted and Barney discuss making a life-changing decision together, and Robin tries to discourage Marshall and Lily from moving to Long Island.

  12. S7 E12

    Symphony of Illumination

    Dec 5, 20117.823 min

    Robin receives bad news and decides to hide it from the gang. Marshall hangs Christmas decorations in his house in the suburbs with some help from his neighbor.

  13. S7 E13

    Tailgate

    Jan 2, 20127.323 min

    After celebrating New Year's Eve, Marshall visits his father's graveside to carry on their tradition of tailgating. Meanwhile, Barney and Ted open a bar called "Puzzles," and Robin is forced to fill in for an inebriated news anchor.

  14. S7 E14

    46 Minutes

    Jan 16, 20127.223 min

    Lily and Marshall officially move to the suburbs and realize that Lily's bossy father refuses to move out of their house. Meanwhile, the gang adjusts to them moving by going to a strip club.

  15. S7 E15

    The Burning Beekeeper

    Feb 6, 20126.920 min

    Lily asks for her father's help when she and Marshall decide to throw a housewarming party. Marshall's boss gets under Ted's skin and the two nearly come to blows, and Barney puts the moves on a wacky divorcée.

  16. S7 E16

    The Drunk Train

    Feb 13, 20127.423 min

    Lily and Marshall invite Robin and Kevin on a Valentine's Day trip to Vermont. Kevin and Robin use the trip to talk about taking their relationship to the next level. Meanwhile, Barney realizes he has finally met his match.

  17. S7 E17

    No Pressure

    Feb 20, 20127.723 min

    When Robin breaks up with Kevin, Ted confesses his feelings to her. Meanwhile, Barney is on a mission to find something private of Marshall and Lily's.

  18. S7 E18

    Karma

    Feb 27, 20127.223 min

    Barney continues his pursuit of Quinn. Ted has to deal with Robin's old room, while Robin gets a taste of suburban life from Marshall and Lily.

  19. S7 E19

    The Broath

    Mar 19, 20127.323 min

    The gang tries to break up Barney and Quinn after learning they plan on moving in together, leaving Robin and Ted to fight over who deserves to sublet her apartment.

  20. S7 E20

    Trilogy Time

    Apr 9, 20127.823 min

    Ted, Marshall and Barney embark on another "trilogy time", where they get together every three years to watch the "Star Wars" trilogy and envision what their lives will be like in another three years. Meanwhile Barney and Quinn move in toge

  21. S7 E21

    Now We're Even

    Apr 16, 20127.423 min

    Although Ted is happy with living alone at his new apartment, Barney tries to convince him about going out every night. Lily has a naughty dream about someone other than Marshall. Robin finally starts her stint as a news anchor at World Wid

  22. S7 E22

    Good Crazy

    Apr 30, 20127.323 min

    Marshall panics when a baby shower indicates that the birth is close at hand and accidentally takes a road trip with Barney. Ted hallucinates seeing Robin while trying to get over her and decides to patch up their differences. Barney tries

  23. S7 E23

    The Magician's Code (1)

    May 14, 20127.223 min

    When Lily goes into labor, Ted and Robin distract her by telling her stories while Marshall hurries back from Atlantic City.

  24. S7 E24

    The Magician's Code (2)

    May 14, 20127.623 min

    Ted is conflicted when Victoria approaches him on her wedding day and asks him to elope. Meanwhile, Barney and Quinn are arrested by airport security while on the way to Hawaii when Barney refuses to open a box they are travelling with.