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How I Met Your Mother — Season 3
How I Met Your Mother

Season 3

7.7/ 1020 episodes· 7 h 22 minSeptember 24, 2007

It's Season Three and the search for a soul mate has never been so wildly inappropriate! Thirty-year-old Ted is still looking for Miss Right, but his road to domestic bliss is improbably paved with punk rock girls, tattoos, adult video expos and an epic St. Patrick's Day bender. Meanwhile, as Marshall and Lily adjust to the quirks of married life, the outrageously incorrigible Barney commits a major violation of "The Bro Code." Plus, Season Three features a host of hilarious guest stars, including BRITNEY SPEARS, SARAH CHALKE (TV's Scrubs), ENRIQUE IGLESIAS, MANDY MOORE and supermodel HEIDI KL

All episodes — Season 3

  1. S3 E1

    Wait for It

    Sep 24, 20077.721 min

    Robin shows up with a date and this motivates Ted to 'get back out there'. We also learn something major about 'the Mother'.

  2. S3 E2

    We're Not from Here

    Oct 1, 20077.221 min

    Ted and Barney pretend to be visitors to New York City to pick up women. Robin is still dating Gael.

  3. S3 E3

    Third Wheel

    Oct 8, 20077.323 min

    Ted's new attitude attracts women in the present and one from his past. The rest of the gang pulls together to help him make the most of the situation.

  4. S3 E4

    Little Boys

    Oct 15, 20077.323 min

    Barney and Ted compete for a girl. Robin is dating someone new.

  5. S3 E5

    How I Met Everyone Else

    Oct 22, 20078.123 min

    Amid sharing stories with her about how members of the gang met each other, Ted's hot new girlfriend has a reaction to the meeting that gets her a high ranking on Barney's crazy scale.

  6. S3 E6

    I'm Not That Guy

    Oct 29, 20077.623 min

    Marshall has to contemplate giving up his plan of using his law degree to help the planet when he's courted by a major firm; Lily reveals a secret to Robin that not even Marshall knows; Ted discovers a porn actor is using his name

  7. S3 E7

    Dowisetrepla

    Nov 5, 20077.621 min

    Marshall and Lily's plan to buy an apartment is hampered by mistakes and Lily's hidden debt.

  8. S3 E8

    Spoiler Alert

    Nov 12, 20078.121 min

    Marshall awaits his bar exam results; Ted introduces his latest girlfriend to the gang, who all see the flaw that Ted has missed

  9. S3 E9

    Slapsgiving

    Nov 19, 20078.123 min

    Lily and Marshall have their first Thanksgiving as a married couple; Barney is tortured by the slap bet countdown clock, worrying about when the slap will be dished out.

  10. S3 E10

    The Yips

    Nov 26, 20077.523 min

    When Barney loses his way with women, he hopes a trip to the Victoria's Secret Fall Fashion Show will help him regain his form.

  11. S3 E11

    The Platinum Rule

    Dec 10, 20077.821 min

    Ted's upcoming date with his doctor leads the gang to give him their own examples of why dating someone you already see regularly is a bad idea.

  12. S3 E12

    No Tomorrow

    Mar 17, 20087.521 min

    Ted lives like there's no tomorrow during a St. Patrick's Day celebration with Barney. Lily and Marshall spend the evening at their new apartment with Robin.

  13. S3 E13

    Ten Sessions

    Mar 24, 2008823 min

    Ted pursues a woman named Stella, but only gets attention from her receptionist Abby.

  14. S3 E14

    The Bracket

    Mar 31, 20087.921 min

    Barney's efforts to hook up with women are being thwarted by a mysterious woman from his past. Barney and the gang must sift though his many past flings in an attempt to find out who she is.

  15. S3 E15

    The Chain of Screaming

    Apr 14, 20087.623 min

    After Marshall witnesses a work buddy get yelled at after handing in a report, he becomes paranoid that the same will happen to him.

  16. S3 E16

    Sandcastles in the Sand

    Apr 21, 20087.623 min

    Robin's musical past emerges again as the group learns of someone named Simon from Robin's past. Barney searches for more Robin Sparkles memorabilia.

  17. S3 E17

    The Goat

    Apr 28, 20087.623 min

    Barney and Marshall have a discussion about "The Bro Code" because Barney has broken it and wants advice.

  18. S3 E18

    Rebound Bro

    May 5, 20087.621 min

    Barney gets a new wingman and Ted meets Stella's daughter.

  19. S3 E19

    Everything Must Go

    May 12, 20087.221 min

    When Barney and Abby realize that they have one thing in common - their mutual hatred of Ted - the "couple" decides to go to the bar to flaunt their new relationship in Ted's face.

  20. S3 E20

    Miracles

    May 19, 20087.923 min

    Ted is in a car accident that prompts Marshall to talk about miracles. Everyone flashbacks to prior moments in their lives.