Married... with Children — Season 3
Married... with Children

Season 3

7.1/ 1021 episodes· 7 h 42 minNovember 6, 1988

All episodes — Season 3

  1. S3 E1

    He Thought He Could

    Nov 6, 19887.222 min

    In the third season opener, Al learns that he has had a copy of "The Little Engine That Could" since 1957 and when he goes to return it, he finds the same fat librarian that was there in 1957.

  2. S3 E2

    I'm Going to Sweatland

    Nov 20, 19886.922 min

    Peg thinks she might have seen Elvis at the mall and Marcy notices a pit stain shaped like him on Al's shirt. Elvis fans come flocking around just to see it.

  3. S3 E3

    Poke High

    Nov 27, 19886.322 min

    A high school football player is threatening to break the record Al set for Polk High.

  4. S3 E4

    The Camping Show

    Dec 11, 19887.222 min

    A nice weekend away for the Rhoades' and the Bundys turns into misery when Peg, Kelly and Marcy all have their period at the same time, torturing the men.

  5. S3 E5

    A Dump of My Own

    Jan 8, 19897.222 min

    Al plans on building his dream - an executive's type of bathroom in the garage.

  6. S3 E6

    Her Cups Runneth Over

    Jan 15, 19897.622 min

    Al and Steve head off to a fancy boutique to get Peggy a new bra for her birthday.

  7. S3 E7

    The Bald and the Beautiful

    Jan 29, 19897.322 min

    Steve fears he is losing his hair, and convinces Al that the same thing is happening to him.

  8. S3 E8

    The Gypsy Cried

    Feb 5, 19897.122 min

    When a psychic's predictions all come true for Al, Peggy and Steve, Marcy fears that what the psychic told her will come true - her death.

  9. S3 E9

    Requiem for a Dead Barber

    Feb 12, 19896.922 min

    Al grows his hair when his barber dies, and fears he is turning into a "sissy" just because he has to go to salons.

  10. S3 E10

    Eatin' Out

    Feb 19, 19897.622 min

    The Bundys inherit some money from a relative and decides to go to a fancy restaurant, but Al accidentally forgets his wallet. It is up to Bud and Kelly to go back and get the wallet, but they decide to ditch their parents at the restaurant

  11. S3 E11

    My Mom, the Mom

    Feb 26, 19896.222 min

    Peg goes to Kelly's school for mother-daughter day and talks about the joy of being a housewife, meanwhile Bud has to learn the value of a dollar after breaking the Rhoades' window.

  12. S3 E12

    Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me

    Mar 19, 19896.822 min

    Kelly has to tap dance at a dance recital because of a prank she pulled.

  13. S3 E13

    A Three Job, No Income Family

    Mar 19, 19897.522 min

    Al gets a second job in an attempt to make more money than Peg after she starts earning money selling 'Patty Girl' cosmetics.

  14. S3 E14

    The Harder They Fall

    Mar 26, 19897.122 min

    Steve gives a driver "the finger" and fears that the man will beat him up.

  15. S3 E15

    The House That Peg Lost

    Apr 9, 19897.322 min

    Steve and Marcy ask Peggy to look over their house, but when a moving company asks for "Steves Roadhouse", Peggy allows the company to tow away the Rhoades' home, and they have to spend a night at the Bundys - where Kelly is having a slumbe

  16. S3 E16

    Married... with Prom Queen (1)

    Apr 23, 19896.822 min

    Al and Peggy go to their high school reunion. Peggy wants to be prom queen and she spent a lot of money calling old friends and buying new clothes to gain votes. But when she thinks she has the majority of the votes, her rival Connie Bender

  17. S3 E17

    Married... with Prom Queen: The Sequel (2)

    Apr 30, 19897.322 min

    Peggy tries desperately to get more votes but it seems that most of the people are going to vote for Connie. Bud and Kelly ask Marcy and Steve about the sixties and after some history, Bud and Kelly dress up as hippies and visit the prom. A

  18. S3 E18

    The Dateless Amigo

    May 7, 19897.222 min

    Bud tries to find a girl who will date him when both of his friends have dates.

  19. S3 E19

    The Computer Show

    May 14, 1989722 min

    Steve and Marcy convince Peggy to buy a computer for the family, but nobody uses it.

  20. S3 E20

    Life's a Beach

    May 21, 19896.822 min

    When the family visit the beach, Al meets an ex-girlfriend and Bud and Kelly both look for dates.

  21. S3 E21

    Here's Lookin' at You, Kid

    May 21, 19897.222 min

    When all the women in the neighborhood gets peeped on except Peggy, she gets really jealous and eventually puts out a ladder, milk, and cookies for the him. Meanwhile Al convinces Bud to stop fooling Kelly and actually help her with her stu