All episodes — Season 7
S7 E1Get Your Freak Off
Nov 3, 200222 min
Bobby meets a new girl, but Hank objects to her parents' liberal parenting style.
S7 E2The Fat and the Furious
Nov 10, 200222 min
A competitive eating groupie encourages Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest.
S7 E3Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do
Nov 17, 200222 min
Connie's delinquent cousin captivates Bobby, who's oblivious when she turns their science project into a drug lab.
S7 E4Goodbye Normal Jeans
Nov 24, 200222 min
Hank is opposed to Bobby's taking Home Economics, until his domestic skills outshine those of Peggy, who tries to sabotage his Thanksgiving meal.
S7 E5Dances With Dogs
Dec 1, 200222 min
A dog-dancing contest pits Hank and Ladybird against Bobby and Connie's dog, while Bill tries to partner with a rottweiler.
S7 E6The Son Also Roses
Dec 8, 200222 min
Bobby's preference for gardening over gridiron irks Hank, until he enters Bobby in a rose-growing contest.
S7 E7The Texas Skillsaw Massacre
Dec 15, 200222 min
Hank is ordered to take an anger-management class after accidentally cutting one of Dale's fingers off. Dale claims it was retaliation for his causing Hank's kitchen floor to collapse.
S7 E8Full Metal Dust Jacket
Jan 5, 200322 min
Seeking an invitation to a book club, Peggy takes over the lease for a bookstore, where business is a bust--until she lets Dale sell guns there, too.
S7 E9Pigmalion
Jan 12, 200322 min
A local pork producer is impressed by Luanne, who goes to his home for a job interview but comes away as his girlfriend.
S7 E10Megalo Dale
Jan 12, 200322 min
Dale exterminates at the Mega Lo Mart, thanks to an endorsement from a reluctant Hank.
S7 E11Boxing Luanne
Feb 2, 200322 min
Luanne becomes a boxer and, buoyed by success in fixed fights, challenges George Foreman's daughter.
S7 E12Vision Quest
Feb 9, 200322 min
Worried about how Dale is raising Joseph, John Redcorn asks Hank to take the boy he fathered on a Native American rite of passage.
S7 E13Queasy Rider
Feb 16, 200322 min
Hank and Peggy find marital salvation in a motorcycle--until their first long trip.
S7 E14Board Games
Mar 2, 20036.622 min
Peggy, Minh and Nancy bond to save a school program, but split up when Minh decides she's the best candidate for a school-board seat.
S7 E15An Officer and a Gentle Boy
Mar 9, 200322 min
To toughen up Bobby, Hank decides to send him to Cotton's old boot camp, unaware that lawsuits have altered the severe conditions.
S7 E16The Miseducation of Bobby Hill
Mar 16, 20038.222 min
Despite a lack of seasoning that Hank deems mandatory, Bobby becomes a whiz at selling propane grills; Bill takes an inadvertent balloon ride.
S7 E17The Good Buck
Mar 30, 200322 min
Kicked out by his wife, Hank's hard-living boss, Buck, turns to religion, assisted by his personal Bible coach: Luanne.
S7 E18I Never Promised You an Organic Garden
Apr 13, 2003822 min
Peggy takes over the organic garden at Bobby's school, but an insect infestation threatens her hope of making the post permanent.
S7 E19Be True to Your Fool
Apr 27, 200322 min
After inadvertently spreading lice to his buddies, a shunned and depressed Bill winds up in jail, where his popularity soars.
S7 E20Racist Dawg
May 4, 20037.422 min
A handyman sees racism in a bite from Ladybird, suspected of picking up subconscious cues from her master, Hank.
S7 E21Night and Deity
May 11, 20038.222 min
A pest-control expert's chemistry with Dale worries Nancy; Hank is the designated driver as Luanne turns 21.
S7 E22Maid in Arlen
May 18, 200322 min
To escape her daughter-in-law, Kahn's mother does maid work for the Hills, and for Bill, who finds the woman romantically made-to-order.
S7 E23The Witches of East Arlen
May 18, 20038.222 min
Reading tarot cards introduces Bobby to a coven of compatriots who want to train him to become a wizard.