Modern Family — Season 5
Modern Family

Season 5

7.7/ 1024 episodes· 8 h 47 minSeptember 25, 2013

Wedding bells are ringing in season five of Modern Family. As Cam and Mitchell bicker over plans for their big day, the rest of the family has its hands full adapting to new jobs, new schools, and a new male nanny. There are babysitting disasters, an anniversary to celebrate, misguided male bonding, and everything from high-stakes poker to high-maintenance in-laws.

All episodes — Season 5

  1. S5 E1

    Suddenly, Last Summer

    Sep 25, 20138.122 min

    The family is in the throes of summer activities: Phil and Claire are trying to orchestrate a kid-free week by coordinating Luke's camp with Haley's beach trip and Alex's volunteering excursion; Jay and Gloria are getting Manny ready for hi

  2. S5 E2

    First Days

    Sep 25, 20137.422 min

    Luke and Manny have their first day at high school, which proves to be harder for Phil and Gloria than for the boys. Elsewhere, Claire makes her big return to the workforce at Jay's closet company and is a little rusty on her first day, and

  3. S5 E3

    Larry's Wife

    Oct 2, 20137.522 min

    Phil's job takes up a lot of his time; Luke has his friends over for a poker game; Gloria worries the baby is cursed; Cam hosts a funeral for the cat's imaginary wife.

  4. S5 E4

    Farm Strong

    Oct 9, 20137.622 min

    Cam's sister comes to town with good news, Phil and Claire agree to skip Luke's soccer game, Gloria refuses to admit she needs glasses, and Alex thinks Jay is cheating at Words With Friends.

  5. S5 E5

    The Late Show

    Oct 16, 20137.822 min

    The adults struggle to make it to a hot new restaurant in time for the reservation Jay pulled a lot of strings to get.

  6. S5 E6

    The Help

    Oct 23, 20136.922 min

    Jay and Manny oppose Gloria's decision to hire a male nanny. Phil and Jay try to cheer up Frank. Mitch and Cam ask Pepper to help plan their wedding.

  7. S5 E7

    A Fair to Remember

    Nov 13, 20137.722 min

    The family attends the annual school fair and Phil has a big 20th wedding anniversary surprise planned for Claire at the fairgrounds, but unfortunately, she simultaneously has a surprise for him back at home. Gloria signs Jay up to be a fai

  8. S5 E8

    ClosetCon '13

    Nov 20, 20137.722 min

    With some urging from Claire, Jay begrudgingly agrees to return to ClosetCon this year, and things get interesting when Jay is reunited with some old colleagues. Cam takes Mitch and Lily to the Tucker family farm for the first time and is e

  9. S5 E9

    The Big Game

    Dec 4, 20137.522 min

    With a big football game coming up and a record to break, Coach Cam is intensely focused and showing no mercy even when the opposing team is playing with an unexpected disadvantage. Elsewhere, Claire is determined to prove to the staff that

  10. S5 E10

    The Old Man & the Tree

    Dec 11, 20137.722 min

    Jay takes Manny out to cut down their own Christmas tree, and Gloria is on edge with mom in town, but changes her tune when she sees her bonding with Claire. Elsewhere, Mitchell is forced to do last minute shopping when they didn't get Lily

  11. S5 E11

    And One to Grow On

    Jan 8, 20147.522 min

    Phil tricks Luke into taking a dance class, but the jokes on him when the white lie indirectly lands him in the slammer. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria are throwing birthday parties for both Manny and Joe and are concerned Manny might be going f

  12. S5 E12

    Under Pressure

    Jan 15, 2014822 min

    The high school open house puts the parents in a bit of a time warp when Claire finds herself stressed out by all the pressure, Gloria encounters a “mean girl” mom and Jay teaches Phil how to play a little hookie. Elsewhere, Mitchell gets d

  13. S5 E13

    Three Dinners

    Jan 22, 20147.822 min

    Haley turns the tables when Claire and Phil try to talk with her about her future; Jay receives news from his friend Shorty and his wife, Darlene; Cam and Mitch go on a romantic date.

  14. S5 E14

    iSpy

    Feb 5, 20147.822 min

    Claire and Phil decide to spy on Luke and Manny as they're hanging out with one of their more questionable friends. Meanwhile, Gloria is furious with Jay because she thinks he had a dream about another woman, but Jay misinterprets her anger

  15. S5 E15

    The Feud

    Feb 26, 20147.821 min

    Phil is upset to have lost his elected office of social chair to his nemesis Gil Thorpe, and when he finds out Luke is competing against Gil's kid in a wrestling match, it becomes his own personal battle. Claire is nervous for a big client

  16. S5 E16

    Spring-a-Ding-Fling

    Mar 5, 20147.722 min

    Cameron is in charge of the school's big spring dance, but when a popular teacher returns from sabbatical, a bit of not-so-friendly competition blooms. And with Claire on chaperone duty at the dance, Phil gets Haley to accompany him to his

  17. S5 E17

    Other People's Children

    Mar 12, 20147.522 min

    It's male-bonding day when Jay takes Luke into the garage to show him the way around tools and impart some manly wisdom, and Gloria goes with Claire and Lily to shop for Lily's flower girl dress. Elsewhere, Mitch, Cam, Alex and Manny go for

  18. S5 E18

    Las Vegas

    Mar 26, 20148.722 min

    he adults are Vegas-bound when Jay hooks them up with Excelsior Level hotel accommodations courtesy of one of his big clients, but after learning there's an even higher level, Jay becomes obsessed with upgrading. Meanwhile, everyone's sneak

  19. S5 E19

    A Hard Jay's Night

    Apr 2, 20147.622 min

    Mitch struggles to hide his true feelings about the unflattering wedding topper Cam's father whittled out of soap for them, Phil tries to help Gloria sell her pre-Jay apartment but they get sidetracked at the neighborhood salon, and Claire

  20. S5 E20

    Australia

    Apr 23, 20147.622 min

    The entire family tags along as Phil fulfills his mom's wish for him to return to his roots and visit the country where he was conceived, Australia. Unfortunately, Phil's attempts to embrace his native land are met by a lot of rejection, wh

  21. S5 E21

    Sleeper

    Apr 30, 20147.422 min

    Phil fails at his one task to stay home and wait for the repairman, forcing him to tell an elaborate lie to hide the truth from Claire, but the stress is more than he can physically handle. Meanwhile, Gloria is obsessing over the family por

  22. S5 E22

    Message Received

    May 7, 20147.922 min

    Jay, Gloria and Manny challenge each other to step outside their comfort zone and try something new. Mitch and Cam's wedding is getting too big and costly so they resort to selling a couple of their prized possessions, and the kids play a j

  23. S5 E23

    The Wedding (1)

    May 14, 20147.722 min

    Mitch and Cam's big day is finally here and nothing can ruin it, until nothing turns into a whole lot of somethings and puts wedding planner extraordinaire Pepper Saltzman to the test. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria host the Tuckers, Phil squeez

  24. S5 E24

    The Wedding (2)

    May 21, 20147.822 min

    The wedding day chaos continue as the entire party shifts from one contingency plan to another. Guests start to get testy, Mitchell and Cameron are feeling discouraged and poor Claire shows physical wear and tear, but an unexpected turn of