Season 3

The Note

Sep 18, 19917.122 min

Physical therapy proves painful as Jerry has a misunderstanding with his therapist; and he finds a way for insurance to cover treatment for Elaine and a paranoid George.

The Truth

Sep 25, 19917.622 min

George's relationship with a former IRS worker eases Jerry's tax worries--until she becomes George's former relationship; Kramer sees too much of Elaine while seeing her roommate.

The Pen

Oct 2, 19917.622 min

Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a visit to his parents, where local gossip includes how Jerry acquired a pen that writes upside down.

The Dog

Oct 9, 19917.222 min

Jerry's gig as a dog sitter provides some time alone to George and Elaine, who find they have little to say.

The Library

Oct 16, 19918.222 min

A library cop says Jerry is 20 years overdue with a steamy novel.

The Parking Garage

Oct 30, 19918.222 min

Saturday at the mall with the gang, none of whom bothered to note where the car was parked.

The Cafe

Nov 6, 19917.622 min

While Jerry tries to help a cafe owner, Elaine tries to help George with an IQ test, and Kramer...well, nobody can help Kramer.

The Tape

Nov 13, 19918.422 min

George is hot for a potential baldness remedy, and for Elaine after she plays a joke on Jerry.

The Nose Job

Nov 20, 19917.622 min

Kramer is the catalyst for George to urge his otherwise wonderful girlfriend to get a nose job, while Jerry dates a beauty whose brain is a beaut.

The Stranded

Nov 27, 19917.523 min

Jerry pays a high price for being stranded at a party by George, who pays the price for romance in the workplace but forgets to pay for something else.

The Alternate Side

Dec 4, 19917.723 min

Jerry gets his car stolen; Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film; George gets a job; and Elaine gets tired of her boyfriend.

The Red Dot

Dec 11, 19917.922 min

An imperfection mars George's gift to Elaine; Jerry inadvertently helps an alcoholic go off the wagon.

The Subway

Jan 8, 19927.823 min

A beauty picks up George; Jerry makes friends with a naked guy; Kramer is tipped off about a hot horse; Elaine gets stuck en route to a lesbian wedding.

The Pez Dispenser

Jan 15, 1992823 min

Kramer's advice gives George "the upper hand" in his relationship with a pianist, whose recital is ruined by Elaine's outburst of laughter.

The Suicide

Jan 29, 19927.423 min

A psychic warns George to cancel his vacation; Jerry is hit on by his neighbor's girl after the neighbor's suicide attempt; Elaine fasts.

The Fix-Up

Feb 5, 19928.223 min

Jerry and Elaine fix up George with Elaine's friend--then wait nervously.

The Boyfriend (1)

Feb 12, 19928.146 min

Jerry becomes friends with baseball's Keith Hernandez, who has a history with Kramer and would like a future with Elaine.

The Boyfriend (2)

Feb 12, 19927.623 min

Jerry and Elaine compete for the attention of baseball's Keith Hernandez, while Kramer and Newman investigate a spitting incident involving Hernandez.

The Limo

Feb 26, 19928.523 min

Jerry and George take a limo meant for another, whose agenda includes more than just getting in from the airport.

The Good Samaritan

Mar 4, 19927.423 min

Jerry witnesses an accident--and is attracted to the victim and the perpetrator.

The Letter

Mar 25, 19927.523 min

Kramer sits for Jerry's artist girlfriend, but Jerry won't stand for her temperament, until she declares her feelings.

The Parking Space

Apr 22, 19927.723 min

George argues with a stranger over a "dream" parking space in front of Jerry's apartment.

The Keys

May 6, 1992824 min

Kramer hits the road after a dispute over his use of his keys to Jerry's apartment.