Kittens in a Cage

Ain't Even Got a Mustache

Feb 20, 201519 min

Swell gal Junie Butler is sent up river to Marquetta State Prison, landing in the clutches of the hook-handed Matron and her sidekick, prison guard Nancy. Junie impresses her cellmate Vickie with her ukulele song about how she was double-cr

Wardrobe Full of Tight Sweaters

Feb 20, 201516 min

Vickie shows Junie the ropes, and introduces a few inmates: cheery thief Peggy, pill-popping Lois, mute cannibal Barbara, and the Alpha female of the cellblock: ax-murderer/ Beauty Queen Jeannine. Ma pays Junie a visit in the slammer with a

She More Reprobatey

Feb 20, 201519 min

When Vickie comes to trade some prison hooch, Jeannine reveals she has plans for Junie. On the yard, Lois shows up in a panic with some story about Peggy giving birth to a dozen furry babies. Junie’s attempts to bond with her fellow inmates

Holy Moly, That Ain't Sanitary

Feb 20, 201517 min

Vickie rescues Junie from Jeannie’s advances in the laundry room, and Jeannine vows revenge. In the wake of the bloody fight, Junie confesses her love and seduces Vickie. They are interrupted by Nancy who hauls Vickie off to the Matron for

Have Another Muffin, Nancy

Feb 20, 201516 min

After Vickie’s “treatment”, the Matron regales Nancy with the tale of how she lost her arm when she was just a young girl to her beloved pet monkey. With the damaged Vickie back in their cell, Junie sings her a song of revenge. They make lo

Nobody Keeps Me in a Hampster Cage

Feb 20, 201518 min

Just as Vickie and Junie’s plans are nearing completion, Jeannie gets wind of it and rats them out to the Matron. When Vickie and Junie confront Jeannine in the shower, Barbara turns on her and they all pull together to show Jeannine what h