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Bottle Boys

TV series

Bottle Boys

7.3/ 10· 6198430 min2 seasons · 13 episodes
Comedy

Bottle Boys is an ITV sitcom produced for two series in 1984-85. Starring Robin Askwith as football-mad milkman Dave Deacon, the series mined comedy of the broadest sort from randy Dave's amorous adventures, in a style familiar to viewers from the Confessions films. However, as well as the sexual innuendo of his earlier big-screen adventures, Askwith was equally likely to find himself embroiled in more off-the-wall exploits, and found himself at various points in the series dressing up as a cow, inadvertently engaged to Sharon the secretary, and meeting then-Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher.

Created by
Vince Powell

Seasons and episodes

2 seasons · 13 episodes

Ended
2

Season 2

7 episodesJuly 13, 1985
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  1. 1
    S2 E1

    Things That Go Bump in the Night

    Jul 13, 198530 min

    Stan loses the key to the safe and Deacon offers to spend the night in the dairy to guard the cash.

  2. 2
    S2 E2

    I Gotta Horse

    Jul 20, 198530 min

    After Jock correctly predicts the outcome of three consecutive horse races, even Deacon has to admit he seems to possess 'the feeling'. The lads quickly pull together a syndicate, hoping to be millionaires by the end of the day.

  3. 3
    S2 E3

    Out of the Frying Pan

    Jul 27, 198530 min

    The egg marketing board ropes in the dairy to help increase sales by promoting a cooking demonstration event. Deacon is selected for special duties but has to wear some rather unflattering gear...

  4. 4
    S2 E4

    If the Cap Fits

    Aug 3, 198530 min

    It's promotion time at the milk depot. Deacon's efforts to be the winner in the chicken selling drive leads him into trouble.

  5. 5
    S2 E5

    High Noon

    Aug 10, 198530 min

    Residents have started moving into a new estate, which means extended rounds – that is, until Dawson's rival, Marshal's, reneges on a deal about how to divide up the streets. Deacon finds himself defending Dawson's honour.

  6. 6
    S2 E6

    I Love Paris

    Aug 17, 198530 min

    When Billy wins a trip for two to Paris, Deacon inveigles himself with the second ticket on the basis of playing wingman for picking up French girls.

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Frequently asked questions

Where can I watch Bottle Boys?
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How many seasons of Bottle Boys are there?
Bottle Boys has 2 seasons and 13 episodes. Status: Ended.
Will there be a new season of Bottle Boys?
Bottle Boys has ended; no new episodes are scheduled. The final episode aired on August 24, 1985.
Who stars in Bottle Boys?
Bottle Boys stars Robin Askwith, Oscar James, David Auker, Richard Davies, Phil McCall.

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