How Do You Want Me?

TV series

How Do You Want Me?

7.8/ 10· 9199830 min2 seasons · 12 episodes

Following their marriage, Ian and Lisa move back to the village where she grew up, a village still dominated by her family. In order to try to fit in, Ian takes a job as the village photographer, a profession for which he is not really cut out.

Created by
Simon Nye

Seasons and episodes

2 seasons · 12 episodes

Ended
Season 2

Season 2

6 episodesNovember 10, 1999
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  1. 1
    S2 E1

    White Pubic Hair

    Nov 10, 199930 min

    When Ian falls through the barn roof, he is convinced that his father-in-law is trying to kill him. Lisa finds directing the school play rather stressful and takes up fishing to relieve tension.

  2. 2
    S2 E2

    I’m Not an Alcoholic

    Nov 17, 199930 min

    Lisa disagrees with the Headmaster about how the students should address the teachers. Ian gives up alcohol and has great difficulty getting hold of a drink when he wants one. Meanwhile, Dean is more than happy to share his mushrooms with I

  3. 3
    S2 E3

    Nude Modelling Module

    Nov 24, 199930 min

    Ian runs a photography course in an effort to improve business. However, he has issues with an unwanted admirer and is unable to find the nude model he promised his students. Meanwhile, Lisa is determined to write a novel but lacks inspirat

  4. 4
    S2 E4

    Bad Builders

    Dec 8, 199930 min

    Derek has problems when he hires Dean to redesign his kitchen. Meanwhile, Ian agrees to look after Helen’s clothes shop while she is on holiday. All seems to be going well until his role as temporary manager goes to his head.

  5. 5
    S2 E5

    Ready, Steady, Kill

    Dec 15, 199930 min

    Ian takes up shooting in an effort to bond with his father-in-law. Unfortunately, Ian alienates himself further and ends up shooting someone. Helen thinks she’s unattractive and Lisa organises a photography session for her to help cheer her

  6. 6
    S2 E6

    The Pleasures of Village Life

    Dec 22, 199930 min

    Ian struggles to find somewhere to live and Dean seems to be the only available option. Helen and Derek get close. Lisa’s father begins to recover and gives Ian an ultimatum: leave the village or be arrested for attempted murder.

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How many seasons of How Do You Want Me? are there?
How Do You Want Me? has 2 seasons and 12 episodes. Status: Ended.
Will there be a new season of How Do You Want Me??
How Do You Want Me? has ended; no new episodes are scheduled. The final episode aired on December 22, 1999.
Who stars in How Do You Want Me??
How Do You Want Me? stars Dylan Moran, Charlotte Coleman, Frank Finlay, Emma Chambers, Peter Serafinowicz.

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