Season 13, Episode 4

A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love

6.7/ 10December 2, 200123 min

Homer becomes a fortune cookie writer for a Chinatown restaurant. Mr. Burns reads one of Homer's fortunes, which says that the reader will find love before Flag Day is over. Burns goes searching for love and meets Gloria, a meter maid, and asks her out. Gloria reluctantly agrees, and Burns recruits Homer to help him look young and hip to his new girlfriend.

Directed by
Lance Kramer
Written by
John Swartzwelder

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