“One of the Funniest Police Shows Ever!”
Barney Miller is the kind of cop we'd all like to run into. Always sensible, he maintains order over a band of detectives who gamble, hit on anything in skirts, go to renaissance philosophy conventions for fun, and would really prefer to be writing. Nearly all of the action takes place in the squad room where citizens and criminals are brought in to complicate the mix.
8 seasons · 170 episodes
S8 E1Paternity
Oct 29, 198130 min
Wojo's proven innocent of a paternity suit, but at a cost; a beauty queen is robbed; an irate theater patron vandalizes the theater.
S8 E2Advancement
Nov 5, 198130 min
Luger wants Barney to pen a letter for his mail-order bride; a lottery winner seeks revenge when the ticket seller loses his winning entry; Harris gets a new book deal.
S8 E3The Car
Nov 12, 198130 min
A car thief's conscience gets the better of him ... after twenty-five years; Levitt saves a child from a precarious fate; an overzealous sanitation officer goes to extremes.
S8 E4Possession
Nov 19, 198130 min
A husband is assaulted for forcing his wife into designer jeans; a disorderly conduct report leads to a man who swears he's possessed by an evil spirit.
S8 E5Stress Analyzer
Nov 26, 198130 min
A job fair brings out the worst in a Peace Corps recruiter; Dietrich volunteers for a department stress experiment.
S8 E6Games
Dec 10, 1981
A manufacturer of computer game processors is accused of espionage; a WAC supplements her income on the street.
Hal Linden
Barney Miller
Max Gail
Stan Wojciehowicz
Ron Glass
Ron Harris
Steve Landesberg
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich
Ron Carey
Carl Levitt
Jack Soo
Nick Yemana
James Gregory
Inspector Frank Luger
Abe Vigoda
Philip Fish
Gregory Sierra
Miguel Amenguale
Barbara Barrie
Elizabeth Miller
George Murdock
Lt. Ben Scanlon
John Dullaghan
Ray Brewer
