Booze Lightyear

How to Get a Date

Feb 11, 20154 min

Need tips on how to get a date? Booze Lightyear has all the answers. As certified pickup artists, you should try our patterned "she'll def hump me right now" pickup lines. You'll be banging your crush in the back of your minivan in no time.

Worst Marriage Proposals of All Time

Feb 18, 20153 min

Here at Booze Lightyear, we're pretty bad with relationship stuff. So naturally, we thought we'd try our hand at marriage proposals. It went exactly as planned.

How to Get Out of a Speeding Ticket

Feb 25, 20154 min

Ever gotten a speeding ticket? Ever wonder how to get out of it? Let Booze Lightyear help you out. We've got all the answers.

How to Ace a Job Interview

Mar 4, 20155 min

Czech out these Booze Lightyear tips on how to land your dream job.

Was That Racist?

Mar 9, 20155 min

Ever said anything that could be construed as racist? I haven't. Okay, I'm lying. I actually have. There was this one time I called my friend Jose a refried bean when I was mad at him for drinking the last chocolate milk, but I later apolog

Was That Sexist?

Mar 18, 20155 min

Ever said something sexist? Booze Lightyear never has. And I never have either. Nope. Never. I have never once in my life said anything remotely sexist. Are you calling me a liar? I'm not a liar. You're a liar. And your mom's a liar too. An