Season 1, Episode 13

Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut

8.4/ 10February 25, 199823 min

Cartman needs to find out who his father is but his mom is no help. Learning that his father could be one of the many people that his mom had "relations" with during an annual party called "The Drunken Barn Dance", he finds that there's more to his mother than he thought.

Directed by
Trey Parker
Written by
Trey Parker, David A. Goodman

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