When four popular high school girls play an evil prank on Reese by pretending he has a secret admirer and then dropping a pig off at his front door, Lois comes to his rescue. She plots her revenge on the four unsuspecting girls and wreaks havoc on their adolescent lives. Meanwhile, Hal realizes Lois is at a dangerous emotional place so he decides to get some distance and stumbles upon the idea for making his own pitching machine out of stuff in the garage.
- Directed by
- Alex Reid
- Written by
- Gary Murphy
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All episodes — Season 7
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S7 E1Burning Man
Sep 30, 20057.622 min
The family attends the counterculture Burning Man festival in the desert.
S7 E2Health Insurance
Oct 7, 20057.222 min
When Hal forgets to pay the family's health insurance, the company will not reinstate it until Monday, so he panics and locks the boys in their room to keep them from getting hurt.
S7 E3Reese vs. Stevie
Oct 14, 20057.122 min
When Hal catches Dewey smoking, he makes a deal with him that he will stop drinking coffee if Dewey quits smoking.
S7 E4Halloween
Oct 28, 20057.822 min
Reese and Malcolm try to perform the ultimate Halloween prank.
S7 E5Jessica Stays Over
Nov 4, 20057.622 min
When Jessica goes through some family troubles, Lois agrees to let her stay at the house, making the boys crazy.
S7 E6Secret Boyfriend
Nov 11, 2005722 min
When Malcolm gets paired with a dimwitted beauty as his chemistry partner, he thinks it's a recipe for disaster, but when she reveals her feelings for him, sparks fly. They agree to keep their romantic experiment under wraps until Malcolm r