Reese's new girlfriend Beth is about as dumb as he is. Malcolm initially dislikes her but they soon get to like each other too much and Beth breaks up with Reese. Devastated, Reese runs away and joins the army under the false surname.
- Directed by
- Steve Love
- Written by
- Andy Bobrow
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S5 E1Vegas
Nov 2, 20036.723 min
When Dewey's pet rabbit does good in a state contest, the family must travel to Las Vegas for the nationals. But Reese unknowingly sells the rabbit to a restaurant. Now it is up to Dewey (with a little help from a "choking" Reese) to try an
S5 E2Watching the Baby
Nov 9, 20036.522 min
Hal and the boys offer to watch baby Jamie so an exhausted Lois can finally get some sleep. Hal leaves the boys in charge while he goes to the Lucky Aid to pick up more diapers. While the boys are watching Jamie, three beautiful teenage gir
S5 E3Goodbye Kitty
Nov 16, 20036.722 min
No one wants to tell Stevie his parents are getting a divorce, until Reese spills the beans.
S5 E4Thanksgiving
Nov 23, 20037.722 min
Malcolm skips out on Thanksgiving to go to a party; Reese becomes abusive to Hal and Dewey as he attempts to prepare Thanksgiving dinner.
S5 E5Malcolm Films Reese
Nov 30, 20037.322 min
Malcolm chooses Reese as his subject for an Abnormal Psychology mid-term project; Dewey earns some extra cash as a street performer.
S5 E6Malcolm's Job
Dec 7, 20037.822 min
Malcolm gets a job working for Lois on the drugstore loading dock but is shocked to find that Lois smokes. She makes him promise not to tell, then turns her back on him and writes him up for a silly offense. Meanwhile, Dewey runs away to






