Season 1, Episode 22

Parents Know Best/A Selfless Love/The Nubile Nurse

February 25, 197860 min

A couple takes their son on a cruise in an attempt to end his relationship with an unsuitable girl; a May-December couple rethink their romance; an ex-showgirl's glamorous past jeopardizes her new career as a registered nurse.

Directed by
Roger Duchowny
Written by
Seaman Jacobs, Barry Blitzer, Phil Foster

Guest stars

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  1. S1 E1

    The Captain and the Lady/One if by Land/Centerfold

    Sep 24, 197760 min

    Captain Stubbing and his Ex Wife have to face the realities of a bad resolved separation when they find themselves trapped on the same cruise. The future wife of a powerful political congressman worries that the photo she took for an erotic

  2. S1 E2

    Oh, Dale!/The Main Event/A Tasteful Affair

    Oct 1, 197760 min

    A man must pose as a woman to gain passage on the ship so that he can pursue an ex-girlfriend. A bickering married couple gets trapped in the elevator. A detective falls for a married woman whose husband has hired him to trail her.

  3. S1 E3

    Ex Plus Y/Graham and Kelly/Goldenagers

    Oct 8, 197760 min

    A divorced couple takes the cruise with new mates, and can't seem to avoid one another or stop arguing. Two adolescents develop an awkward flirtation. A senior group inadvertently interferes with its director's fledgling romance with Juli

  4. S1 E4

    Message for Maureen/The Acapulco Connection/Gotcha

    Oct 15, 197760 min

    A tennis star, temporarily confined to a wheelchair due to a back injury, rekindles an old romance with a sportswriter who had been critical of her recent performances. A woman with singing aspirations stows away on the ship in the hopes o

  5. S1 E5

    Help, Murder/Isaac the Groupie/Mr. Popularity

    Oct 22, 1977

    A woman gets the wrong idea from her husband's secretive behavior and fears that he is plotting to murder her. Isaac begins a whirlwind romance with an internationally known singer. A couple suspects that a painfully boring passenger is a

  6. S1 E6

    The Joker is Mild/First Time Out/Take My Granddaughter, Please

    Oct 29, 197760 min

    An old friend of Julie's father turns to her for help reviving his sputtering stand-up comedy career. A meddling woman tries to interfere in her granddaughter's love life; she pushes her to date Doc, but her granddaughter wants to pursue r