Season 1, Episode 4

Nick Kicks Butt

October 15, 200422 min

Nick is forced to confront the boys when he finds a pack of cigarettes in the house, and when the guilty party reluctantly owns up to them, he calls Nick on his hypocrisy, as Nick himself smokes cigars. In an effort to convince his son to quit, Nick makes a deal with him that he finds very hard to keep.

Directed by
Gary Halvorson
Written by
Mel Gibson, Steven Molaro

Guest stars

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  1. S1 E1

    Pilot

    Sep 24, 200422 min

    The Savage family discovers that yet another housekeeper has quit and, while the boys see this as their dad's opportunity to hire a cute French maid, Nick decides it's time his boys learn how to take care of themselves. Stunned, the boys de

  2. S1 E2

    Tutoring

    Oct 1, 200422 min

    It's progress report time at school, and while the Savage boys – with the exception of Sam – are far from straight A students, Nick can't ignore the fact that Chris is failing five classes this year. The greatest shock is that studious Sam

  3. S1 E3

    Almost Men in Uniform

    Oct 8, 200422 min

    When Nick and his brother, Jimmy, are called in to work unexpectedly, Nick is forced to take the younger boys, T. J. and Kyle, with him to the fire station, which leaves Sam, Jack and Chris home alone. The boys recently found out that peopl

  4. S1 E5

    Car Jack

    Oct 22, 200422 min

    When Jack begs his dad to get him his own car, Nick agrees to put up half the money if Jack will raise the other half and, after a series of schemes, he finally comes up with it. Jack's Uncle Jimmy takes him to get the car, but when he come

  5. S1 E6

    Free Lily

    Oct 29, 200422 min

    It's Halloween, and the Savage boys are trying to figure out what to do for their annual prank. Kyle feels he's too old for trick or treating this year, leaving Nick and T.J. to go it alone. When Chris is forced to dissect a frog in class,

  6. S1 E7

    For Whom the Cell Tolls

    Nov 5, 200422 min

    Sam's love, Angela, has a new boyfriend, and so Jack, noticing how depressed Sam is, encourages him to go to the mall with him to meet someone else. Sam reluctantly agrees, and when Jack introduces him to a very good looking girl, Erin, Sam