Peter and Lois decide to go on a second honeymoon. But when Peter crashes the car, he decides to pose as Mel Gibson to stay in his fancy hotel suite, where they find a copy of a "The Passion of the Christ" sequel. They attempt to destroy the film and end up being chased by two priests who went to retrieve the film.
- Directed by
- Peter Shin
- Written by
- Seth MacFarlane
Guest stars
Bill Ratner
Flint (voice)
Wally Wingert
Principal Sloan (voice)
Don LaFontaine
Don LaFontaine (voice)
Hunter Gomez
Pinocchio (voice)
Lori Alan
Diane Simmons / Girl (voice)
Nicole Sullivan
Alice / Stacy (voice)
Phil LaMarr
Chris Tucker / Ollie Williams / Priest (voice)
- R
Richard Kuhlman
Mel Gibson (voice)
Chris Cox
Abraham Lincoln (voice)
André Sogliuzzo
Actor / Director (voice)
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S4 E2Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High
May 8, 20057.122 min
Brian becomes a substitute teacher at Chris' school after his teacher wins the lottery. When Brian is moved to teach a class of troubled kids, Chris falls in love with his new teacher, Mrs. Lockhart, who promises to love Chris only if he ki
S4 E3Blind Ambition
May 15, 20056.722 min
After Mort bowls a perfect game, and Quagmire gets a key to the city by performing CPR, Peter notices he has nothing to be proud of. He then attempts to achieve fame by setting the world's record for most nickels swallowed. However, a sligh
S4 E4Don't Make Me Over
Jun 5, 20056.822 min
When Meg gets turned down for a date, she asks her family for support. Lois ends up taking her to the mall, where she gets the ultimate makeover. Meanwhile, Peter tries to start a band with the guys, but when their first gig fails, the fami
S4 E5The Cleveland–Loretta Quagmire
Jun 12, 20057.122 min
When Peter hears Loretta scream, he tries to help out, but discovers Loretta is cheating on Cleveland. Peter figures out that it was Quagmire and decides to tell Cleveland about it. But when Loretta walks out on Cleveland he doesn't take it
S4 E6Petarded
Jun 19, 20057.323 min
After winning a game of Trivial Pursuit, Peter is convinced he is a genius. To prove Peter wrong, Brian suggests he take a test of the MacArthur Genius Grant. The test results say that Peter is technically mentally challenged. Peter has
S4 E7Brian the Bachelor
Jun 26, 20057.322 min
"The Bachelorette" comes to Quahog and Brian is chosen to be a contestant. Brian does not like the show, but participates just to have a vacation only to wind up falling in love with the bachelorette. Meanwhile, Chris gets a nasty pimple