Viewer mail inspires three stories in which Peter loses his bones, the Griffins gain superpowers, and Peter and his friends appear as eight-year-old "Little Rascals."
- Directed by
- Pete Michels, Michael Dante DiMartino, Scott Wood
- Written by
- Seth MacFarlane, Jim Bernstein, Gene Laufenberg
Guest stars
Patrick Warburton
Joe Swanson (voice)
Regis Philbin
Regis Philbin (voice)
Kelly Ripa
Kelly Ripa (voice)
Michael Winslow
Michael Winslow (voice)
Bill Goldberg
Angry Bus Passenger (voice)
Judy Greer
Various - Mom (voice)
Adam Carolla
Death (voice)
Kerrigan Mahan
(voice)
Wally Wingert
Principal Sloan (voice)
Adam West
Adam West (voice)
Chris Cox
Justin Timberlake (voice)
Rachael MacFarlane
Baby Elisabeth Hasselbeck (voice)
All episodes — Season 3
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S3 E1The Thin White Line (1)
Jul 11, 20017.323 min
Brian's keen sense of smell gets him a job with the police department.
S3 E2Brian Does Hollywood (2)
Jul 18, 2001723 min
Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.
S3 E3Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
Jul 25, 20016.923 min
The tobacco industry sends Peter to Washington to present a speech about smoking.
S3 E4One If by Clam, Two If by Sea
Aug 1, 20016.623 min
When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley and his family move in next door to the Griffins, a
S3 E5And the Wiener Is...
Aug 8, 20017.123 min
Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the "cool" gang's wrath.
S3 E6Death Lives
Aug 15, 20017.523 min
After a near-death experience on his anniversary, Peter learns the importance of spending time with Lois.