Brian is sentenced to care for a crabby old woman; Peter's beard becomes a home for birds.
- Directed by
- Pete Michels, Dan Povenmire
- Written by
- Ali Adler
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All episodes — Season 3
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S3 E1The Thin White Line (1)
Jul 11, 20017.323 min
Brian's keen sense of smell gets him a job with the police department.
S3 E2Brian Does Hollywood (2)
Jul 18, 2001723 min
Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.
S3 E3Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
Jul 25, 20016.923 min
The tobacco industry sends Peter to Washington to present a speech about smoking.
S3 E4One If by Clam, Two If by Sea
Aug 1, 20016.623 min
When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley and his family move in next door to the Griffins, a
S3 E5And the Wiener Is...
Aug 8, 20017.123 min
Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the "cool" gang's wrath.
S3 E6Death Lives
Aug 15, 20017.523 min
After a near-death experience on his anniversary, Peter learns the importance of spending time with Lois.











