Peter grows frustrated when players on opposing teams continue to thank God after defeating his beloved New England Patriots football team, so he and the guys embark on a global quest to find God and ask Him to stop interfering with the outcome of professional football games.
- Directed by
- Bob Bowen
- Written by
- Alec Sulkin
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S12 E1Finders Keepers
Sep 29, 20136.822 min
Peter is convinced that a restaurant placemat is a treasure map. Word quickly spreads about the alleged cache, sparking a city-wide search and turning the citizens of Quahog against each other.
S12 E2Vestigial Peter
Oct 6, 20136.222 min
After a vestigial twin grows out of Peter's neck, which he names Chip, he eventually starts realizing that people like Chip more than they like him, so Peter has him amputated. However, after Peter gets into trouble, he realizes he needs Ch
S12 E3Quagmire's Quagmire
Nov 3, 20136.822 min
Quagmire dates a woman named Sonja, who is just as sexually active as he is, but things take a turn for the worse when she kidnaps him to be her sex slave, so Peter, Joe and Ida must search the seedy back alleys of Quahog to rescue him. In
S12 E4A Fistful of Meg
Nov 10, 20136.422 min
When Meg spills her lunch on the new kid at school, he makes plans to end her. Meanwhile, Peter keeps harassing Brian in the nude until it reaches the breaking point.
S12 E5Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee
Nov 17, 20136.622 min
The Griffins go to Italy and are faced with annoying immigration laws after Peter destroys their passports.
S12 E6Life of Brian
Nov 24, 20135.422 min
Stewie and Brian travel back in time to 17th-century Jamestown and make too many close calls with changing history. Stewie decides to destroy his time machine, but comes to regret it when Brian dies after being hit by a car. Devastated by h