Stan is kidnapped in Colombia, but the real trouble begins after he's released and returns home. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger play detective duo "Wheels and the Legman."
- Directed by
- John Aoshima
- Written by
- Erik Sommers
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S5 E11600 Candles
Sep 28, 20088.422 min
It's Roger's 1600th birthday, but the Smiths are too freaked out by Steve's impending puberty to celebrate. So Roger decides to make his own birthday fun.
S5 E2The One That Got Away
Oct 5, 20088.222 min
Roger plays detective to track down a case of what he suspects is identity theft. Meanwhile, the Smith family gets sucked into a mean game of Simon Says.
S5 E3One Little Word
Oct 19, 20087.622 min
Bullock makes Stan his "No. 1" at the CIA, a promotion that makes the furious Francine the "No. 1" babysitter for Bullock's baby son. Bullock needs someone to watch the kid because his wife's been kidnapped by Iraqi insurgents.
S5 E4Choosey Wives Choose Smith
Nov 2, 20087.822 min
Stan learns that Francine was engaged to another man before she met him, and tracks the guy down to size him up. Meanwhile, Steve can't stay away from a schizophrenic cat that literally has nine lives.
S5 E5Escape from Pearl Bailey
Nov 9, 2008822 min
Steve plots revenge after girlfriend Debbie loses a very dirty election for class president. But it backfires badly.
S5 E6Pulling Double Booty
Nov 16, 2008622 min
Hayley goes on a rampage after her boyfriend breaks up with her, but she calms down when she begins dating Stan's CIA body double, Bill. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger get jobs separating male and female chicks at a Chinatown hatchery.