Season 9, Episode 18

Thank You For Not Kissing

April 3, 201821 min

Dr. Fulton tells Frankie and Mike that Brick and Cindy have been making out all over the school. Mike tries to teach Brick proper dating etiquette; Sue attempts to give Sean the snow globe, and tell him how much she likes him; Frankie finds a box of unfinished thank you letters, she orders Axl to finish them, and mail them all out.

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  1. S9 E1

    Vive La Hecks

    Oct 3, 201721 min

    Axl returns home from his summer trip to Europe, sporting a man-bun and embracing a new, chill European outlook on life. Mike just wants him to clean up and look for a job, but Frankie thinks Axl will do this on his own and asks Mike to giv

  2. S9 E2

    Please Don’t Feed the Hecks

    Oct 10, 201721 min

    After Frankie gives neighbor Nancy Donahue an old scarf that is just sitting around gathering dust, Nancy returns the favor by baking her a delicious apple pie. Believing she’s stumbled upon a way to get free and tasty meals, Frankie makes

  3. S9 E3

    Meet the Parents

    Oct 17, 201721 min

    Frankie is worried about meeting Lexie's rich parents. Brick discovers that he can't get arrested when he participates in the school's Sophomore Slammer fundraiser.

  4. S9 E4

    Halloween VIII: Orson Murder Mystery

    Oct 24, 201721 min

    Frankie discovers that a woman had died in the bathtub of the Heck house close to 50 years ago.

  5. S9 E5

    Role of a Lifetime

    Oct 31, 201721 min

    Axl tries to invent a new beverage; Mike asks Sue to put together a romantic evening for his and Frankie's 25th wedding anniversary; Sue declares she won't be the person who does everything expected of her without complaint.

  6. S9 E6

    The Setup

    Nov 7, 201721 min

    Frankie's mom stays with her after becoming ill; Sue suggests to Sean that they should set each other up on dates; Axl and Brick ponder what Mike actually does at the quarry.