Season 9, Episode 15

Spanks for the Memories

6.9/ 10March 7, 201822 min

When Jay overhears Gloria on the phone talking about spanking, he assumes she is frustrated in the bedroom. When he attempts to light the spark again by giving her exactly what she wants, he realizes he might have made a mistake. Meanwhile, now that Mitchell has an amazing new job, he and Cam throw a party to rub it in Cam's friends' faces so they can no longer give him “the look of pity”.

Directed by
James Bagdonas
Written by
Paul Corrigan, Brad Walsh

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