Nine short stories based on the true experiences of London Underground passengers: "Mr. Cool" (Amy Jenkins, dir.); "Horny" (Stephen Hopkins); "Grasshopper" (Menhaj Huda); "My Father the Liar" (Bob Hoskins); "Bone" (Ewan McGregor); "Mouth" (Armando Iannucci); "A Bird in the Hand" (Jude Law); "Rosebud" (Gaby Dellal); "Steal Away" (Charles McDougall)
Tom Bell
City Gent (segment "Horny")
Jim Carter
Ticket Inspector (Steal Away)
Carmen Ejogo
Girl (segment "Steal Away")
Leonie Elliott
Rosebud (segment "Rosebud")
Leah Fitzgerald
Little Girl (segment "Horny")
Jason Flemyng
Luke (segment "Mr. Cool")
Dexter Fletcher
Joe (segment "Mr. Cool")
Frank Harper
Station Guard (multiple segments)
Kelly Macdonald
Emma (segment "Mr. Cool")
Peter McNamara
Roy (segment "Grasshopper")
Hans Matheson
Boy (segment "Steal Away")
Alan Miller
Old Man (segment "A Bird In The Hand")
